Shakesperian Insult Generator

Here’s a little idle fun, especially if you’re into William Shakespeare. When you really need that extra-snarky remark of disdain, look no further. In the voice of – for instance – Kenneth Branagh:

The phrases that make up the insults have been floating around the Internet for years, and I have been unable to find a definitive source for the collection. I found them entertaining, and basically automated their generation and polished the presentation a bit.